Wramble

thatonegreenguy:

I will forever silently consume my lust til eternity.

i-aint-even-bovvered:mochisquish:curseofthefanartlords:

He got it! 

I was so proud of him. Steve, baby!

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e-d-i-b-l-e:

Creamy Lime Squares

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joshishollywood:

They won’t stop playing Without You by David Guetta (more like David Guetta grip HEY-OHHHHHHH) and Usher (more like Usher in a new era of dumbness HEY-OHHHHHHHHHHHHH) at my work so out of curiosity I looked up the video and now I can’t stop thinking about it, but not because it’s good, but because the concept is just so… man

Okay so if you haven’t seen the video, it starts off with David Guetta playing two shows in two different locations somehow at the same time, which is hard enough in itself to grasp, also Usher’s on a beach for no reason

Anyway the show starts and the dancing of Guetta’s audience at both shows is so raucous and earth shaking that it literally fucking splits the earth’s crust and sends every single continent rocketing towards eachother inside the course of three minutes until Earth turns into a supercontinent unified in its love for sort of okay club music

Nobody actually notices until this one idiot turns around and sees a bunch of strangers running towards her which, given that nothing seems to have changed in their immediate environment, doesn’t really explain why they’d make a big deal of it, and then Usher and Guetta play a show for everyone involved

And that’s the video

And that’s what I can’t stop thinking about… nothing changes… there are no immediately noticeable consequences to what just happened other then a brand new hecka sweet club scene

Let’s think about this for just a second and I know I’m already wasting my time because it’s just a harmless music video that probably doesn’t want to imply much beyond the surface of what we’re seeing here but let’s just think about this for a second… that would be awful

Okay so South Africa and Brazil are roughly 6800 km away from each other and inside the course of one minute and twenty one seconds they are unceremoniously unified and border each other so that would mean the two continents would have to be travelling at a speed of approximately 151,111 km/h or 41,975 meters per second and that speed should terrify you

Given that somehow the two countries did not crumble like stale poptarts upon impact, that should have launched at least a few of these assholes into space but that didn’t happen

Maybe they’re in a safe zone? Maybe the rest of the world is burning now that across the planet underground and undersea oil lines have been abruptly severed, and hey, guess what, fuck you to anyone or anything who happened to be in the Atlantic at the time! Sorry whales you’ve had a shitty couple of centuries thanks to us

So if everyone else is dead or dying that means that these two factions of David Guetta fans are now the last group of humans on the planet? Does that mean that Usher’s actually trying to get them to name him their new leader? Can he actually not win or reign or win this game without them? Withoouuuuuuut them?

And what about the two Guettas? What sort of paradox does this introduce? Does the fact that they’re now within walking distance of each other spell certain doom for what little cluster of humans managed to survive Earth’s forced pangaeation? Why can’t I stop thinking about this s t u p i d  f u c k i n g  v i d e o

lawlztess:

nevver:

Why so glum, chum?

I want to hug him. :C

ikenbot:

Yess

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bo-hoess:

☀b❂h❂☀

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